Alrite, no pun intended for the above title. Just got this quote from a book titled, Fat Girl by Judith Moore. Pretty interesting memoir, yes, its a true story. I guess the word FAT kinda got to me, feeling all touchy about the word, decided to read the book. And the first thing it's written is "you're too fat to fuck!", Ouch! Now that definitely hurts. Gawd.. it just brings back aching memories.

I was once upon a time, too fat to fuck. Literally.
I won't say i'm all slim and svelte now. Or rather in layman terms, fuckable. Well, at least i did managed to loose almost almost 35 pounds.
ok, we shall not once again remind me that i just gained 3kg.






Ok, so after a couple of years, got rid of those unsightly eyebrows, fat and all that jazz.
I thought looking like this wouldn't hurt. =)



Ok.. a little more.. (can la.. so much for loosing so much of weight, give me some credit la) *winks*





Taa Daa!! The whole new me!
Sigh.. though my ass's flat, boobs are too small, i fit nicely into many pretty clothes i never thought i could once fit in. Those times i walked pass those boutiques, thinking to myself when will i ever be able to wear that, those heels... when will it able to carry me. I got myself working hard on that dream and eventually made it happen. A change of wardrobe is quite costly, DUH! u even have to buy a whole new set of undergarments! but nevertheless, pretty clothes filled my wardrobe as time pass...


Ahh... its ironic how ppl change their character, attitude and even their looks in a short time.
Take my best bud in sec sch for example.
She has always been the most boyish, psychopathic and toughest tom boy in class.
She follows wherever i go and i'd drag her along too.
But since then she always had this nice, slim, sexy bod.
I saw her in her bathing suit, and thought she looks terrific. Come on! when you're fat, you'll naturally admire ppl like that wad.

But i always thought its sucha waste, with such a nice bod, long legs, model height, clear skin, nice hazel brown eyes. She'd rather become sucha butch with pigtails, big baggy jeans,oversized tops and stomps around like a ogre.


Here she is, on my 16th birthday, her usual self, all crazy, she made me take a pic of her like that.
Searching for her charming ape in shining amour on a white horse.
Err... ok, maybe she found him.

Look at her now! can u believe that one day she'd be in the Ms Singapore Finals? YES! it shocked all of us! No one could've imagine her parading around in bikini, putting think make up and all that. She didn't win though, but she made it into the finals! Boy, am i proud of her. I bet she doesn't need to wait under the coconut tree anymore.






She's doing freelance modeling now. Shows, drama etc. I haven't been in contact with her like forever coz of her change of attitude. Perhaps fame do make one change drastically. *shrugs*
Awrite, nuff of her. Don't want her to steal my thunder. =P


Allow me to digress,
I sneaked out of work last fri and made the bf took half day leave to accompany me.
Went to The National Library, (psst... the bf's a geek. trust me.)


This was a total natural shot. I don't look a bit exaggerated rite?
So the geek tries his luck at imitating, but unfortunately appears like he just shat his pants.


Then told me that with frequent forced bowel movements, he can one day become like LL Cool J.
(pls pardon the finger in the middle, it might be mistaken for smthing else, but its definitely not.)
So to cover up the overwhelming stench across the library, he pretended to look interested and engross reading this time. I would say, he did a good cover up.


I couldn't stop laughing when i saw this card at Borders. I had to do this.



Haha... doesn't he look gay? rite..that's about it. I better hit the sack now. Had the most horrible nightmare ever! Ah.. Mon, back to work and stupid meetings. $!&^#$%!@